I’m a Thief


I just got back from the grocery store, for the second time today. You know how that makes me feel? Happy, surprisingly. Normally, I can hardly handle one trip a week, but today something cool happened.

I went to the store near my place first, doing my ‘weekly grocery shop.’ Then my girl called to say she was bunkered down studying and could I pick her up some stuff. In my mind I thought, “someone is peeing on my ear lobe,” but because I am THE fucking boyfriend, I sucked it up and made the second trip for her.

I got the shit, paid, and left without too much fan fare. Wasn’t till I got back to my girl’s place I realised I’d taken someone else’s bags as well as mine. Hello free punnets of strawberries, and a shit load of nectarines.

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