Steve Jobs Farts, Freemarket Gasps

Why the fuck is this such big news?

The dude has a hormone imbalance, people (no doubt a disagreeable side effect of the ongoing gender reassignment process he is undertaking – you heard it on TWNR first).

Maybe I should keep you all up-to-date on my benign ailments. Would that affect the market? Let’s see…..

I have a dull, inconsequential throb near my groin right now. I had a hernia operation late last year and even though I fully recovered and have been lifting weights, running and playing ball all year, it does occasionally get like this.

Changing your life any? Well, stay tuned. I’ll keep you posted…..


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